Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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