How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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