It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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