Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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