dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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