i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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