She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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