People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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