Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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