Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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