I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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