No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Are we still banned from the library?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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