I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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