I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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