I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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