i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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