on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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