Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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