was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
