Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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