I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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