Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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