he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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