OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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