these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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