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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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