this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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