Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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