just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
wow bdsm is so cute
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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