Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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