also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Randomize
