Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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