We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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