ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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