I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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