when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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