I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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