I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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