Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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