I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
