You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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