Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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