We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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