I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I want to be your penis for a week.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Come back. Shots need mouths.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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