it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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