By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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