She's JV to your varsity
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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