Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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