we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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