Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Watching her eat just hurts me
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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